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Post by The Boss on Aug 21, 2010 17:44:05 GMT -6
The screen begins to form static as a loud sputter then “In ashes they reap” by Hatebreed blares as they show CJ Raines and Kris Slade brawl all over the bunker. Bam Bam Williams powerbombs Neon Child throw a table then Chris Williams gives the boiling point onto chairs. Terry Williams standing over the body Chris Williams from the view of scaffold. The song stops as the camera does a pan around the bunker as the crowd is cheering. The camera pans onto the broadcast table.
Gails: Welcome to the last Underground TV before our Super Card Heat!
Stone: We have such huge news it is insane!
Gails; We have the last three matches for Heat!
Stone; We also have news about Underground TV!
Gails: What I heard it is going to be something very big that I cannot believe!
Stone: Also, welcome everyone from Canada and UK!
Gails: We are airing now on Sky Sports and TSN!
Stone: This is huge but we are still on public access. I am getting really sick and tried about that! Why does Canada and the UK get our show but not state side?
Gails: Well, we will find out about that right now!
"Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, Cannibal Girls" White Zombie plays over the speakers as the DOA Mark Anderson walks down the ramp with a smile on his face. Anderson enters the ring and places his lips to the microphone.
Anderson: Welcome to the last Underground TV on local TV! After, Heat we are going on pay-per-view! It will only cost you fans three dollars and ninety-five cents! Also, we are going to have I-PPV's every month our first one will be Season of Sin!
Were we will crown our first Internet Champion! We are going to break ground in September! I hope you fans are happy because everyone in the DCP office are! Now onto two matches for Heat! First, we are going to have Rick Moranis taking on Bob E. Young! The last match will be The Joker taking on Nebolus! I have the main event later on tonight! Enjoy the second last set of group play matches for the Internet title!
Anderson sets the microphone down and leaves the ring.
Stone: Those were two really bad matches!
Gails: We are going to be on PPV next month!
Stone: I know that is going to be huge! I am so happy we get to bring this to the fans!
Gails: Three months of waiting and we get the news. I knew there was rumors but now they finally come true!
Stone: What can we say but yes!
Gails: I cannot agree with you partner! I know we are taking the TNA way to TV.
Stone: Does that mean we go to FSN next?
Gails: That is not funny.
Stone: I thought it was!
Gails: Well, we are going to say one thing! This is our last Underground TV on no broadcast TV!
Stone: This one will end with a BANG!
Gails: I hope so!
Stone: We will have our first match after this break!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 21, 2010 18:27:15 GMT -6
Gails: We are back! Before we start the match here are the current standings in the Internet title tourney.
A graphic appears of the scores currently.
[glow=red,2,300]Block A
Daniel Gunner (3)
"The Icon" Kris Slade (3)
Wyld Chyld (3)
Mean Green (0)
Block B
Pete Gunner (3)
Double D(1)
JC Styles (1)
Bob E. Young (0)
Block C
Neon (6)
CJ Raines (3)
Joe Thunder (3)
Kevin Irons (0)
Block D
Vikki Vandal(3)
FJL (3)
Joe Heller (0)
Mellow Yellow (0)[/glow]
The graphic fades away.
Gails: We know that Neon will be in the next round. It will be Raines or Thunder who will take the last spot.
Stone: It is a three way tie for the top spot in block a it looks like Slade will take it and maybe Gunner.
Gails: You are picking Gunner over Wyld Chyld?
Stone: Yes!
Gails: In block b the leader is Pete Gunner and the next person is Double D who is replacing Sebastian Black who left Damage Core Thursday afternoon.
Stone: In block D it is going to be Vandal and FJL in the two spots.
Gails: We have some matches tonight and these spots will change.
Stone: Well, Tim Rose take it away so we can find out who is going to get there spot.
The camera pans down to the ring where “Diamond” Tim Rose is standing in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This is your opening contest of Underground TV it will have a ten minute time limit. It is in the Damage Core Pro Internet title tourney group round. This match will have one fall!
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by Exodus plays as CJ Raines come down the ramp as Raines enters the ring.
Rose: From Eden by the way of Indianapolis, IN weighing in at 310lbs this is CJ Raines!
The whole arena goes dark with red lights and fog emanating all throughout the entrance ramp. A figure slowly starts to rise from the smoke with his back turned towards the crowd and the hood of his jacket on over his head. As the word "GO!" plays during his theme music, he turns his back towards the crowd and lifts up his hood to reveal himself to the crowd with a big, cocky-looking smirk on his face. The crowd boos him as he casually makes his way down to the ring before dropping down and doing a few one-armed push-ups to further incite the crowd ala Jack Swagger-style. He seems otherwise unphased by the crowd and enters the ring, with a spotlight shined upon the ring, and taunting the crowd on all four turnbuckles before taking off his jacket and tossing it to the side. Before the match begins, he may take time to verbally abuse his opponent.
Rose: From Miami, FL weighing in at 250lbs this is the 2010 King of Kings Winner Kevin Irons!
The ref calls for the bell as Raines and Irons go nose to nose. Irons pushes Raines and he returns a shove. Irons fires off a forearm shiver then another one. Raines shakes them off and gives a stiff left hand. Irons kicks the thigh of Raines as he falls to one knee he is met with a shinning wizard. Irons covers for the 1...as Raines presses Irons off him and tosses him between the middle rope. Raines follows. They begin to brawl outside of the ring the ref begins to twenty count.
Gails: This is not good!
Stone: Raines wants to kill someone!
Gails: And Irons is standing his ground!
Stone: This might get bloody! Finally something good!
Raines whips Irons into the guard rail as Irons crashes hard he flips over the railing. Raines steps over the guard rail and keep on brawling. The ref is on fifteen as they keep on brawling as he reaches twenty he calls for the bell.
Rose: This match is a double count out! (5:16)
The crowd begins to boo as black shirts pull Irons and Raines apart.
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Post by The Boss on Aug 21, 2010 18:39:05 GMT -6
Damage Core Pro Director Of Authority Mark Anderson sits in his office enjoying a relatively quiet evening when suddenly he hears his secretary shriek. He starts to get up when his door blasts open to reveal Damage Core Pro Heavyweight Champion Terry "Bam Bam" Williams looking like storm cloud.
Anderson: Ah, Mr. Williams... how lovely...
Williams storms up to the desk and pounds a fist down onto it.
Williams: Cut the bullshit... I want Krazy and I want him served up on a silver fucking platter!
Anderson, caught off-guard, recovers quickly.
Anderson: You've already had.. and defeated... him.
Williams stands up straight looking like this was not a good answer.
Williams: Is he still breathing?
Anderson: Yes...
Williams: Then I didn't really defeat shit!
Anderson nods slowly.
Anderson: Yes, well, I regretfully cannot simply give Mr. Slade another title shot right off the...
Williams glares at Anderson.
Williams: Bullshit! You're the Boss, you can do any fucking thing you want!
Anderson: But, Mr. Williams, you realize there are rules...
Williams: TO HELL WITH THE FUCKING RULES!!!
Anderson pauses knowing the wrong answer will inspire painful consequences if uttered right now.
Anderson: Neon and Kevin Irons are the next two men in line...
Williams: Fine.. put them both in, fuck, bring that loud mouth jackass Lopez in too... Just serve them all on up...
Anderson looks at Williams incredulous.
Anderson: Are you saying you are willing to risk your championship against four men at once simply to get your hands on Mr. Slade?
Williams shoots him a death glare.
Williams: Did I stutter?
Anderson starts to get nervous.
Anderson: Uh.. no sir I was just...
Williams marches around the table, grabs Anderson by the throat and puts him up against the back wall of his office.
Williams: I tell you what.. make it whatever match you want.. cage, cell, barbed wire... some insane CZW bullshit combination... throw whatever weapons you want out there... so long as Slade is one of the guys that gets the chance to die... I don't give a damn who else competes or under what conditions this match is contested because this isn't going to be match it's going to be massacring whoever else is unlucky enough to be put in the way... so yeah, I'm willing to give Neon, Kevin Irons, FJL and Kris Slade a shot all at the same time. Make it happen... or I'm gonna be looking for you instead...
Williams releases Anderson and storms out of the office while the official tries not to soil himself. The camera pans back to the broadcast table.
Gails: What just happened?
Stone: We have our main event!
Gails: I just been told it will be in a House of Fun match! What is that?
Stone: A hanging cage with weapons all around it and it will be an elimination match!
Gails: Damn, I think Bam Bam put himself into a huge problem!
Stone: Neon is double booked!
Gails: He has that tag team warfare against Los Gunners also!
Stone: Wow, this night has gotten good!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 21, 2010 19:47:24 GMT -6
Gails: Well, that was huge news!
Stone: We have tourney matches to get through!
Gails: I think the crowd is shocked by what just happened!
Stone: I love it!
Gails: We are going to have our next match right now!
Stone: I hope this one goes better then the last one!
The camera pans down to the ring where Tim Rose is standing in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This is a match in the Internet title tourney it will have a ten minute time limit and is set for one fall!
“this shit will fuck you up” plays over the loudspeaker as Neon walk down the ramp. He looks at the crown then enters the ring as the song plays through.
Rose: From San Diego, CA weighing in at 150lbs this is Neon!
"Click Click Boom" plays over the loudspeaker as Joe Thunder runs down to the ring.
Rose: From Oshkosh, WI weighing in at 154lbs this is Joe Thunder!
The ref calls for the calls for the bell Neon hits a seated dropkick to the legs of Thunder. Thunder crashes to the mat as Neon covers for the 1...2...kick out!
Gails: Neon the group leader!
Stone: Thunder the whinny bitch!
Gails; That is not nice to say!
Stone: Well, it is true.
Gails: When you say something mean fans don't like it!
Stone: I don't care!
Neon whips Thunder to the ropes and Thunder counters with a back elbow smash. Thunder covers for the 1...kick out!
Gails: They are going back and forth!
Stone: This might be entertaining for once!
Thunder sets up Neon for the RKO but is countered into an flipping sit out slam. Neon covers for the 1...2...kick out! Neon runs over to the nearest corner and climbs to the top rope. Thunder quickly climbs up after him and hits a superplex.
Gails: I think the wind of both men has been knocked out!
Stone: Damn it Neon cover the whinny ass kid!
Gails: Why do you hate Thunder that much?
Stone: He is whinny!
Neon places an arm over for the 1...2...kick out!
Rose: There is only three minutes left in the match!
Gails: Already!
Stone: Finish him Neon!
Neon slowly rises to his feet but his feet are swept by Thunder. Thunder tries to apply a leg bar but Neon kicks Thunder right in the head. Thunder goes limp as Neon tries to get to his feet by pulling himself with the ropes.
Rose: One minute left in the match!
Neon climbs to the rope and hits a 450 splash as the bell rings.
Rose: This match is a time limit draw!
Gails: Wow!
Stone: Damn it!
Gails: Why are you mad? That was a good match!
Stone: Thunder got a point in the tourney.
Gails: Speaking of tourney here is the current scores!
A graphic appears of the scores.
Block A
Daniel Gunner (3)
"The Icon" Kris Slade (3)
Wyld Chyld (3)
Mean Green (0)
Block B
Pete Gunner (3)
Double D(1)
JC Styles (1)
Bob E. Young (0)
Block C
Neon (8)
CJ Raines (5) +1
Joe Thunder (5)
Kevin Irons (0)
Block D
Vikki Vandal(3)
FJL (3)
Joe Heller (0)
Mellow Yellow (0)
The graphic fades away.
Gails: The plus one means that CJ Raines is in the next round because of his standing in the title rankings.
Stone: Yes!
Gails: The next round looks like this right now.
A graphic for the next round of the tourney appears.
Knockout Stage: Winner of A vs. CJ Raines vs. J.J. Dupree
Knockout Stage: Neon vs. 2nd of D
Knockout Stage: Pete Gunner vs. 2nd of A vs. Rick "The Dick" Moranis
Knockout Stage: Winner of D vs. 2nd of B
The graphic fades away.
Gails: So we know don't know the whole matches yet.
Stone: But we know that Raines, Neon, and Pete Gunner are in the next round.
Gails: By winning the battle royal JJ Dupree and Rick Moranis are also in the tourney.
Stone; By the end of the night we will know most of the card. The next Underground TV we will know the rest.
Gails: We have the rest of the card.
Stone: Also, Pete Gunner might move to the other spot if the points are different.
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Post by The Boss on Aug 22, 2010 22:43:53 GMT -6
Gails: We are back and we have another tourney match!
Stone: Will this ever end?
Gails; After Heat we have one more group play set matches.
Stone: Oh, take it away Tim Rose!
The camera pans down to the ring where “Diamond” Tim Rose is in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This match is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit.
Before the music of Bob E. Young hits Rick Moranis beginning to beating up Young. Black Shirts pulling Moranis. Styles in the locker room he is knocked out by Vikki Vandal she blows a kiss to the fallen body Styles.
Gails: What just happened?
Stone: Moranis just jumped Young and saved us from another boring match!
Gails: I got word that the match is a no contest and they scores look like this now!
A graphic appears of the scores currently.
Block A
Daniel Gunner (3)
"The Icon" Kris Slade (3)
Wyld Chyld (3)
Mean Green (0)
Block B
Pete Gunner (3)
JC Styles (2)
Bob E. Young (2)
Double D (1)
Block C
Neon (8)
CJ Raines (5) +1
Joe Thunder (5)
Kevin Irons (0)
Block D
Vikki Vandal(3)
FJL (3)
Joe Heller (0)
Mellow Yellow (0)
The graphic fades away.
Stone: We know that Double D and Pete Gunner have a match next! So we will get a good idea who will be the leader of Block B also it looks like Block D and A could be set in stone.
Gails: If Slade ties for a spot we is really screwed since he is at the bottom of the rankings currently.
Stone: He will become champ after Heat trust me on that one.
Gails: Ok, then?
Stone: Yeah, you know it!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 22, 2010 23:34:00 GMT -6
Gails: We are going to have a huge match right now!
Stone: You can say that again!
Gails: Go jerk off perv!
Stone: Whatever!
The camera pans down to the ring where Tim Rose standing in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This match is in group play of the Damage Core Pro Internet title tourney. It is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit!
"Crush Em” plays over the loud speakers as Pete Gunner slowly walks down the ramp flipping the crowd off and getting to the faces of some of the fans. Gunner slides into the ring laughing at everyone.
Rose: From Salt Lake City, UT weighing in at 152lbs this is Pete Gunner!
“Freebird” by The Bronx Casket plays over the loudspeakers as Double D sexually struts down to the to the ring and enters as she blows a kiss to the crowd.
Rose: Memphis, TN weighing in at 147lbs she is Double D!
The ref calls for the bell as DD and Gunner stare each other down. Gunner is too distracted by DD's good looks. She slaps Gunner in the face he smiles and tries to kiss her but is met with the D-Bomb sets up for the pin 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner Double D! (2:10)
Gails: I think Gunner lost that match on purpose!
Stone: I would also!
Gunner rolls out of the ring with a huge smile on his face. As the new scores come up.
Block A
Daniel Gunner (3)
"The Icon" Kris Slade (3)
Wyld Chyld (3)
Mean Green (0)
Block B
Double D (4)
Pete Gunner (3)
JC Styles (2)
Bob E. Young (2)
Block C
Neon (8)
CJ Raines (5) +1
Joe Thunder (5)
Kevin Irons (0)
Block D
Vikki Vandal(3)
FJL (3)
Joe Heller (0)
Mellow Yellow (0)
The match graphic appears.
Knockout Stage: Winner of A vs. CJ Raines vs. J.J. Dupree
Knockout Stage: Neon vs. 2nd of D
Knockout Stage: Double D vs. 2nd of A vs. Rick "The Dick" Moranis
Knockout Stage: Winner of D vs. Pete Gunner
The graphic fades away.
Gails: After tonight we will get a better idea where the three way tie in block A is set up.
Stone: We have no set matches yet!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 23, 2010 23:40:05 GMT -6
Gails: Well, we have the main event!
Stone: Here we go baby!
Gails: This match will see who will lead in group a.
Stone: I know Slade will take this one!
Gails: Why do you say that?
Stone: I know Slade is going to crush this loser!
Gails: You have been wrong most of the time.
Stone: And away we go!
Gails: Avoiding my question?
Stone: Yes, take it away Tim Rose!
The camera pans down to the ring.
Rose: This is your Underground TV main event! It will have remaining TV time! It is set for one fall in the Internet title tourney group round!
As the opening riffs of “The Devil’s Rejects” plays over the PA system at the :56 mark “Icon” Kris Slade walks from the curtain. Slade slowly walks down the ramp as he glares at the fans. Slade enters the ring and lets the song play though.
Rose: From Tallahassee, Fl weighing in at 220lbs with D this is "The Icon" Kris Slade!
“Goodbye Sober Day” by Mr. Bungle plays over the loudspeakers as Mean Green slowly walk down to the ring.
Rose: From South-Eastern Washington D.C. weighing in at 175lbs this is Mean Green!
The ref calls for the bell as Slade laughs at Green and makes a gun with his hand then goes “bang”. From behind D hits Green with a chair as Slade blocks the view of the ref. Slade covers for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner “The Icon” Kris Slade! (1:20)
Gails: What the hell just happened?
Stone: Slade just went Dragon Ball Z on his ass!
Gails: Look out behind!
Stone: What?
Gails: Bam is in the ring with a hockey stick!
Stone: Here we go!
Bam cracks the hockey stick over the back of Slade. From the back out comes FJL, Kevin Irons, and Neon. They all start brawling as refs and black shirts pull them apart as it fades to black.
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