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Post by The Boss on Aug 14, 2010 22:20:02 GMT -6
The screen begins to form static as a loud sputter then “In ashes they reap” by Hatebreed blares as they show CJ Raines and Kris Slade brawl all over the bunker. Bam Bam Williams powerbombs Neon Child throw a table then Chris Williams gives the boiling point onto chairs. Terry Williams standing over the body Chris Williams from the view of scaffold. The song stops as the camera does a pan around the bunker as the crowd is cheering. The camera pans onto the broadcast table.
Gails: Welcome to Underground TV!
Stone: This week we are loaded to the max with matches!
Gails: We have five internet tourney block matches!
Stone: We have a pathway to the semis match!
Gails: The main event is a fan's bring the weapon's deathmatch for the Damage Core Pro Heavyweight title!
Stone: There are seven action packed matches tonight!
Gails: This has to be the biggest card in a long time!
Stone: Yes, it is and we know that the main event will bring the violence to another level.
Gails: The last time Slade was in a match like this it was one of the bloodiest matches I have seen in a long time!
Stone: After this quick break we will have the pathway to the tourney five way elimination match!
Gails: That will be a good match. With some fresh new talent in DCP.
Stone: You got that right!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 14, 2010 23:14:12 GMT -6
Gails: Well, we are back!
Stone: It is time for a huge match! Take it away!
The camera pans down to the ring where Tim Rose is in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This is a five way elimination match! This is Pathway to the tourney match! The last two standing will be in the semi-finals of the Internet title tourney! This match will have a fifteen minute time limit!
"Keepin' Ghosts Warm" by Red Flag Productions Nebulos begins to slither down the ramp. He enters the ring and slithers into the other corner.
Rose: From Parts unknown he weighted in tonight at 192lbs. He is the Devourer of Worlds Nebulos!
"State of Massachusetts" Dropkick Murphys plays over the loudspeakers as smoke, explode out and run around and give everyone high fives. then sommersault into the ring in between top and middle rope. After Joker finishes his entry Gunner tosses Joker over the top rope.
Rose: From anywhere the wind takes him! He weighted in tonight at 145lbs this is The Joker!
The theme from Spaceballs plays over the loudspeakers as Moranis walks out flipping off the crowd and lighting off bottle rockets, I also light sparklers but I don't give them to the kids.
Rose: From Canada weighing in at 195lbs this is Rick "The Dick" Moranis!
"FreeBird" by The Bronx Casket Co. as J.J. Dupree walks down the ramp as she enters the ring gives a smile to the crowd.
Rose: From Lake City, FL weighing in at 125lbs this is J.J. Dupree!
"War Machine" by Kiss plays over the arena's pa system. Bob E. Young walks out through the curtains banging his head. Some fans mock Bob E. Young and bang their heads too. Bob E. Young begins to descend down the ramp to ringside.
Rose: Manhattan, NY weighing in at 245lbs this is Bob E. Young!
The ref calls for the bell all five look at each other. Moranis goes after Neb as Dupree goes after Joker. Neb and Moranis exchange left and rights. Dupree kicks Joker in the groin then hits the kiss off and covers for the 1...2...3!
Rose: The Joker has been eliminated from the match!
As Joker is leaving the ring Moranis rolls up Neb for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Nebolus has been eliminated from the match!
Young looks to see that he has Moranis and Dupree left in the match. Young charges at Dupree and is met with Blonde Ambition as quickly as possible Moranis covers for the 1...2...3! Before Moranis gets up he is met with another Blonde Ambition. Dupree covers for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner J.J. Dupree! (11:12)
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Post by The Boss on Aug 15, 2010 15:32:15 GMT -6
Gails: We know that J.J. Dupree and Rick Moranis are in the semi-finals of the Internet Title Tourney.
Stone: They will have a match next month in the tourney. I know they cannot wait to get there hands on the other two people.
Gails: We will find out some more scores tonight!
Stone: Take it away!
The camera pans down to the ring
Rose: This is a match in the Internet title group round! This match will have a ten minute time limit with one fall!
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by Exodus plays as CJ Raines come down the ramp as he enters the ring.
Rose: From Eden by the way of Indianapolis, IN weighing in at 310lbs this is CJ Raines!
"Click Click Boom" plays over the loudspeaker as Joe Thunder runs down to the ring.
Rose: From Oshkosh, WI weighing in at 154lbs this is Joe Thunder!
Gails: Raines has zero points and Thunder got an upset last week!
Stone: I hope Raines kills him!
Gails: Why do you say that?
Stone: He is annoying and he needs to be hurt!
The ref calls for the bell as the bell rings Raines hits a big boot to the face of Thunder. Thunder crashes to the mat hard. Raines laughing sinisterly. Raines rolls out of the ring and grabs a table. Raines sets up the table and pulls a bottle of lighter fluid out of his pocket. Raines chuckles then pulls a package of matches. Raines lights the table on fire. Raines picks up the limp body of Thunder and power bombs through the table. Thunder rolls around the ring as his back is on fire. Raines pins Thunder for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner CJ Raines! (4:10)
Gails: That was insane!
Stone; Thunder was on fire!
Gails: I am shocked!
Stone: I am amazed! Raines is my new hero!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 15, 2010 16:11:07 GMT -6
Gails: I am still shocked by what just happened!
Stone: It was fucking amazing! We also have a death match still!
Gails: What I just heard Thunder is ok.
Stone: DAMN IT! NO! SHIT!
Gails: I know it crushes your hopes and dreams.
Stone: I hoped he was hurt for the rest of the year.
Gails: I am so sorry!
Stone: We have more matches to get through until the best match of the night.
The camera pans down to the ring where Tim Rose is standing in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This match is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit this is in the Internet title tourney group round!
The whole arena goes dark with flashing blue and white lights coming from all around the entrance ramp. A figure is shown walking through the blinding lights, facing towards the crowd with the hood of his jack covering his face. As the word "GO!" is heard during his theme music, he pulls the hood off to reveal himself to the crowd with a smile on his face, taunting for the crowd. He then quickly sprints down to the ring, slapping a few of the fan's hands as he does so, before sliding into the ring similar to Edge/ Paul London. After, he does a few push-ups to warm himself up and to get more reaction from the crowd before getting and tossing his jacket over to the side.
Rose: From Miami, FL weighing in at 250lbs this is the 2010 King of Kings Winner Kevin Irons!
“this shit will fuck you up” plays over the loudspeaker as Neon walk down the ramp. He looks at the crown then enters the ring as the song plays through.
Rose: From San Diego, CA weighing in at 150lbs this is Neon!
The ref calls for the bell Neon and Irons go nose to nose. Neon pushes Irons back. Irons gives a forearm shiver to Neon as he exchanges the shiver. Irons gives a kick to the calf as Neon gives a punch to the face.
Gails: It looks like Neon and Irons are not moving!
Stone: I hope it picks up! This is boring!
Neon hits a back brain kick to Irons Neon looks around then hits the Neon splash covers for the 1....2...3!
Rose: Your winner Neon! (6:10)
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Post by The Boss on Aug 15, 2010 16:53:01 GMT -6
The camera pans into Mark Anderson's office.
Anderson: I am here to give you another match at Heat! The match that I am giving you will be amazing! It will be a rematch from the last match! CJ Raines taking on Joe Thunder in a 2/3 falls flaming tables match! I hope you enjoy it! Next week I will give you the rest of the card! All seven matches! I hope you enjoy the rest of the show!
The camera pans back to the broadcast table.
Gails: Wow! Four more matches will be unveiled next week!
Stone: I hope someone get burned bad!
Gails: You are sick!
Stone; We have some more group matches! Yeah!
Gails: This month will be dragged out!
Stone: That is so right!
The camera pans down to the ring before Rose can get the intros done. WC and Gunner are brawling down the ramp. WC tosses Gunner over the top rope. WC does a spring board splash covers for the 1...kick out! Out of the crowd comes Pete Gunner holding a chair. Pete tosses the chair into the ring.
Gails: His brother comes out to save him!
Stone; I think Los Gunners are trying to screw anyone from the internet title tourney.
Daniel sets up from the What was the Mistero driver. Gunner holds WC in the air then crashes on the chair cradles the body of WC for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner Daniel Gunner!(5:10)
Gails: If Pete Gunner didn't interfere in the match Wyld Chyld could of won this match.
Stone: I think the hate for So-Cal rev has been amped up!
Gails: I think the match at Heat in two weeks will be bloody!
Stone: I hope so!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 15, 2010 17:15:35 GMT -6
Gails: We have only two weeks left of the group stage!
Stone: GOOD!
Gails: I know you are not interested in the remaining matches of the tourney
Stone: They are boring and predictable!
Gails: Whatever! You like the matches.
Stone: Yeah, I am so happy!
The camera pans down to the ring where Tim Rose are in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This is a group match in the Internet title tourney match! This match is for one fall with a ten minute time limit!
“Goodbye Sober Day” by Mr. Bungle Yellow slowly walks down the ramp giggling all the way into the ring.
Rose: From Rochester, New York weighing in at 210lbs! Mellow Yellow!
"FreeBird" by The Bronx Casket Co. as Vikki Vandal walks down the ramp as she enters the ring.
Rose: From Russellville, KY weighing in at 107lbs this is Vikki Vandal!
Yellow looks confused by Vandal in the ring. Yellow chuckles at Vandal. Vandal gives a slap to the face of Yellow. Out of nowhere Vandal hits the Jawbreaker Lariat covers for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner of the match Vikki Vandal!(2:10)
Gails: I cannot believe it!
Stone: The stoner was too stoned to fight!
Gails: Vandal took the points away from Yellow!
Stone: That is funny!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 15, 2010 17:26:47 GMT -6
The camera pans to the walk way to the ringside where JC Styles and Sebastian Black are knocked out in pools of blood. Mark Anderson walks up to both of them.
Anderson: This match has to be a no contest! Since both men cannot fight.
Out of nowhere The Freebirds come out. Dupree chuckles and brings out the newest member of the group.
Dupree: May I introduce Double D! She is the newest member of the Freebirds! Also, we take the credit for taking out Styles and Black!
Anderson becomes upset by what just happened!
Anderson: Well, I got another match for Heat! It will be J.J. Dupree and Double D taking on Mellow Yellow and Mean Green in tag team warfare! Also, Vikki Vandal will take on JC Styles! I hope you enjoy that ladies!
The memebers of the Freebirds become upset by what the DOA said.
Double D: You will pay for this! On Livewire we are doing to finish off what you just did!
The Freebirds storm off as the camera pans back to the broadcast table.
Gails: Wow! Two huge matches added to the card of heat!
Stone: This night is getting better and better!
Gails: I have to say it is interesting.
Stone: DOUBLE D! She has big tits!
Gails: Whatever!
Stone: BOOBS!
Gails: Please shut up!
Stone: BOOBIES!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 15, 2010 18:46:57 GMT -6
The camera pans down to the ring. Tim Rose places the microphone to his lips.
Rose: This is your main event! This is a Fan's bring the weapons DEATH MATCH! It is for the Damage Core Pro Heavyweight title! It is set for one fall with a thirty minute time limit and there must be a winner!
"Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" plays over the loudspeakers as Terry "Bam Bam" Williams comes out holding the DCP heavyweight title in the air. Williams enters the ring smiling as he hands over the title. As the opening riffs of “The Devil’s Rejects” plays over the PA system at the :56 mark “Icon” Kris Slade walks from the curtain. Slade slowly walks down the ramp as he glares at the fans. Slade enters the ring and lets the song play thought.
Rose: To my left the challenger from Tallahassee, Fl weighing in at 220lbs with D this is "The Icon" Kris Slade! To my left the champion from Badstreet, U.S.A. by the way of East Rutherford, NJ he weighed in tonight at 270lbs! He is the current and reigning Damage Core Pro Heavyweight champion! He is Terry "BAM BAM" Williams!
The ref calls for the bell Slade calls for two chairs. D tosses two chairs into the ring. Slade sets up both chairs. Slade takes a set and offers a set for Bam.
Gails: We are going to have ourselves a good ole punch off!
Stone: Twenty buck on Bam!
Gails: You are betting on this?
Stone: Hell yeah!
Slade raises his left fist and kisses it and punches Bam right in the jaw. Bam returns with a stiffer punch Slade is rocked but returns another punch. They go back and forth they stand up as they keep on exchanging punches. Slade grabs a chair and smashes the chair over the head of Bam.
Gails: It is going to get insane in a couple seconds.
Stone: Bring the blood!
Slade calls over to D and he grabs a water jug on a stick. Slade begins to smash it over the body of Bam. Bam returns with a light buld tube across the chest of Slade. Bam takes the broken light bulb tube and begins to jab it into the forehead of Slade. Bam begins to cut into the skull as Slade screams in pain. Bam grabs drags Slade to the apron and grabs another light bulb tube and smashes it over the chest. Bam grabs another weapon from a fan it is a tennis racket wrapped in barbwire. Bam swings the racket and Slade rolls out of the way. Slade grabs a hockey stick covered with thumbtacks. Slade smacks Bam with the stick thumbtacks are sticking in the face of Bam. Bam returns with a shot with the tennis racket.
Gails: Slade is bleeding good!
Stone: So, is Bam!
Slade grabs a log cabin of lightbulbs and places it on the ground. Slade sets up for a suplex but is countered into a gordbuster as Slade smashes through the lightbulb tubes. Out of nowhere D jumps onto the back of Bam and tries to apply a sleeper hold but Bam flips D over and his back hits the apron.
Gails: OH MY GOD! A sixty-one year old man just got broken in half!
Stone: This is awesome!
Gails: You are heartless!
Stone: I know!
The medical staff comes to tend on D. As Bam and Slade keep on smashing lightbulb tubes on each other. Bam grabs a board with barbwire and razor wire nailed to it. Bam tries a suplex but Slade suplexes Bam onto the board. Slade drops an elbow covers for the 1...2...kick out! Slade pulls Bam off the board as the razor and barbwire pull off as flesh is coming off as blood is gushing out from the back of Bam. Slade finds a table he pulls off some of the razor wire and places it all over the table. Slade grabs some lighter fluid and sprays it all over the table. Slade pulls out some matches and lights the table on fire. Slade gives from hell and back through the flaming table. Slade bridges out for the 1...2...kick out!
Gails: That is sick!
Stone: THIS AWESOME!
Gails: You are sick in the head!
Stone: No, I am not! I just the sick ass shit!
Gails: You really do need help.
Stone: No, I enjoy the gore!
Slade gets into the face of the ref as Bam slithers away and sets up a glass table. Bam hits Slade in the back of the head with another lightbulb tube. Bam sets Slade up from the Badstreet bomb but Slade slides out and grabs a staple gun. Slade staples the lip shut of Bam. Slade grabs a couple dollar bills from some fans. Slade begins to staple the money all over the face of Bam!
Gails: Holy shit!
Stone: Bam's mouth is stapled shut!
Slade sets up for a powerbomb Bam through the glass table. Bam back body drops Slade onto the ground. Bam chuckles then sets up for the Badstreet Bomb through the glass table. Bam covers for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner and still DCP Heavyweight title Terry "Bam Bam" Williams! (22:15)
Slade rolls around in the broken glass as Bam raises the DCP heavyweight title over the body of Slade. The DCP logo as it fades to black
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