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Post by The Boss on Aug 28, 2010 0:46:54 GMT -6
The DCP logo appears as "Life Burns" by Apocalyptica plays as clips from this month plays. Irons grabs the knee and smashes it into the stairs. Before Gunner can leave the ring out from the back comes Neon. They begin to brawl and fall out of the ring. Black shirts come and pull them a part. Young charges at Dupree and is met with Blonde Ambition as quickly as possible Moranis covers for the 1...2...3! Before Moranis gets up he is met with another Blonde Ambition. Dupree covers for the 1...2...3! Slade grabs some lighter fluid and sprays it all over the table. Slade pulls out some matches and lights the table on fire. Slade gives from hell and back through the flaming table. Bam chuckles then sets up for the Badstreet Bomb through the glass table. She slaps Gunner in the face he smiles and tries to kiss her but is met with the D-Bomb. Bam cracks the hockey stick over the back of Slade. From the back out comes FJL, Kevin Irons, and Neon they all start brawling. The camera pans around the Bunker as it moves to the broadcast table.
Gails: What a nice recap of this month!
Stone: Well, this is our last local broadcast!
Gails: We go live next week!
Stone: I am ready for millions to see us live!
Gails: We have a stacked card tonight!
Stone: We have two tag team warfare matches!
Gails: A two out of three falls flaming tables match!
Stone: Two singles matches!
Gails: Then the house of fun for the DCP heavyweight title! Who do you have taking it?
Stone: I say Bam will sneak out the winner of this match. The funny thing is the DOA is hiding how to win the match.
Gails; I got FJL taking it this time!
Stone: The only one that sticks out like a sore thumb is Neon. Who is doubled book tonight!
Gails: Will Neon last?
Stone: That is what she said!
Gails: Haha!
Stone: I thought it was funny.
Gails: We are going to take a break!
Stone: Yeah, I can pee!
Gails: Whatever!
Stone: I am not joking! I got to piss!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 28, 2010 0:47:15 GMT -6
Gails: We are back!
Stone: It is time for some tag team warfare!
Gails: This match is going to make or break Neon's chances of living in the house of fun match.
Stone: We know that Los Gunners vowed to take Neon out of the main event.
Gails: We know one thing this match is going to be good!
Stone: Take it away Tim!
The camera pans down to the ring as Tim Rose is in middle of the ring.
Rose: This is your opening contest of Heat! This is TAG TEAM WARFARE! This match will have a ten minute time limit with one fall!
"Cowards" plays over the loudspeakers as Los Gunners walks down the ramp. They enter the ring standing on the turnbuckle as they are greeted with a course of boos.
Rose: From Salt Lake City, UT weighing in at a total of 342lbs! Pete and Daniel Gunner they are Los Gunner!
"See you in shell (Alien vampire remix)" Iwrestledabearonce plays over the loudspeakers as So-Cal Rev comes out from the curtain. They bolt to to the ring and slide in ala Spanky/Paul London.
From San Diego, CA weighing in at a total of 270lbs! Wyld Chyld and Neon they are the So-Cal Rev!
The ref calls for the bell as Neon and Pete begin to brawl. WC whips Daniel and is met with a dropkick. Neon and Pete keep brawling outside of the ring. As WC and Daniel exchange holds. Neon is whipped into the guard rail hard as Pete sneaks into the ring. WC is by himself as both Gunners hits a double superkick then give WC the Shootgun express. Daniel covers for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner Los Gunners! (3:10)
Gails: That was a quick match!
Stone: Neon looks hurt! He is holding his back this might be a problem for him.
Gails: This might not be good.
Stone: I know that he wants to be in that main event.
Los Gunners chuckle at their quick win and walk to the back as Neon checks on WC.
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Post by The Boss on Aug 28, 2010 0:47:21 GMT -6
Gails: Well, that was interesting that Los Gunners got the win.
Stone: It was a quick match!
Gails; Very quick!
Stone: I think Neon didn't want to get hurt.
Gails: He will get hurt in the house of fun match.
Stone: How does the match end?
Gails: I got a note from the DOA Mark Anderson it goes like this. The winner is the one who climbs the ladder and pulls down the title.
Stone; Holy shit!
Gails: That is what I thought.
Stone: This is going to be even more insane. So, there is going to be a cage hung to the middle rope, weapons, and now a ladder. This is going to be extreme!
Gails: That is so true!
Stone: Someone is going to get hurt!
Gails: Badly!
Stone: So, true!
Gails: We are going to have our next match!
Stone: He we go!
The camera pans down to the ring.
Rose: This contest is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit with one fall!
"Keepin' Ghosts Warm" by Red Flag Productions Nebulos begins to slither down the ramp. He enters the ring and slithers into the other corner.
Rose: From Parts unknown he weighted in tonight at 192lbs. He is the Devourer of Worlds Nebulos!
"State of Massachusetts" Dropkick Murphys plays over the loudspeakers as smoke, explode out and run around and give everyone high fives. then sommersault into the ring in between top and middle rope. After Joker finishes his entry Gunner tosses Joker over the top rope.
Rose: From anywhere the wind takes him! He weighted in tonight at 145lbs this is The Joker!
The ref calls for the bell as Neb slithers towards Joker then is stomped in the back. Joker picks up Neb and hits the Agent of Chaos covers for the 1...2...kick out!
Gails: Joker trying to take out Neb right away!
Stone: The space alien is going to job again bank on it!
Neb slithers out of the ring and Joker follows. As Joker leaves the ring he is punched right in the mouth. Joker is limp then Neb hits the Pineapple Smash right on the ground. Joker goes limp as Neb climbs to the top rope and hits a corkscrew splash but Joker some how moves out of the rail. Neb smashes into the railing hard. The ref begins to the fifteen count as both men lay lifeless.
Gails: Neb, hits his finisher and then mets steel!
Stone: This is getting boring! The jobbers are trying to put on a show but doing no good.
The ref is at ten as both men are not moving. The ref calls for the bell. The ref goes over to Tim Rose with the ruling.
Rose: The ref has stopped the match do to both men unable to finish the match. This match will be stopped at the 3:15 mark!
The medical staff comes and take The Joker and Neb to the back to be checked up on.
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Post by The Boss on Aug 28, 2010 0:47:27 GMT -6
"Diamond" Tim Rose: Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team match is set for one fall! Introducing first, currently in the ring, the team of Mean Green and Mellow Yellow! And their opponents, about to make their way to the ring... at a total combined weight of none of our damned business.... accompanied to the ring by Vikki Vandal, J.J. Dupree and Double D... they are the FREEBIRDZ!!!
The building's bright lights die down to darkness.. the crowd brought to a boil with anticipation for who is about to walk out from behind that curtain. A drum roll fading in brings the people to their feet.. like thunder rolling in to a sudden crash of cymbals and a booming guitar strike as the Bronx Casket Company's gloomy cover of "Freebird" sludges out from the speakers!
Everyone leaps to their feet to watch the entrance way! A spot light shines down.. smoke creeps across the stage like the organs piping out across the masses... a surge of testosterone bursts out as the sinfully hot fire beast herself, Vikki Vandal, walks out and stands in the center of the lights spot.
Another wave of male heavy cheers shout out, whistling, standing in a puddle of their own drool while the second Bird swoops in underneath Vikki... the opening verse creeps along like JJ Dupree crawling on her hands and knees between the tanned legs of the Vixen Vipra. AND behind her the third Bird to this beautiful blonde battalion, Daisy Duke Thompson.
Lights on the stage flash on thyme with the booming drums.. On her knees in front of VV, JJ rubs the back of her head against Vikki's tight sexy tummy while she runs her hands up Vikki's thighs. Jaws through-out the building drop to make way for tongues hitting the floor.. as Vikki reaches over JJ and drags her finger nails up the stomach and over a pair of His greatest creations (Yes, they are real!)... JJ drops her head back and reaches for Vikki's man-made melons with her juicy pink lips.. DD smiles happy as she shakes her heart shaped ass side to side while running her fingers over Vikki's back.. eagerly waiting..
Seductive smiles on all three faces as JJ takes VV's outstretched grasping hand.. bringing her to her feet, much like the rest of us, and those of us who aren't standing are still giving these two a standing ovation.
DD's turn! Down on her knees, DD crawls between Vikki's suckable thighs... in front of VV, DD leans back and brushes her hair against Vikki's sparkle dusted tummy. DD too runs her hands up Vikki's thighs.. as she reaches over DD and drags her finger nails up the stomach and over a pair of man crafted cans.
They make their beautiful way down the entrance way.. the three girls in a hot line-up holding arm under arm.. hands clasp together.. all three with a heart-stopping sway to shake their asses like a sexy clock.. laughing off the gestures being babbled.. they are free as birds now.. and these birds no man can change.
After cussing at some fans ringside, the three explosive blonds are at the steps.. Vikki still trading insults with everyone yelling anything.. even the 'innocent' get a shot taken at them.. JJ holding VV's hand, steps up the steel stairs to the ring apron where she promptly grins and yells out "You can't have this!" Keeping fingers locked with DD, Vikki spins her back to the fans as DD walks up the stairs to the apron... DD steps in to the ring while Vikki climbs up on the apron.. and then up JJ!
Flash bulbs flicker like mad.. camera phones start recording.. and all guys eyes zero in on the two sex-tastic blonds up on the ring apron.. and the third in the ring! Like they've practiced a million times before.. when they're alone.. climbing to the squared-circle in the bedroom... the two stoned foxes slide a leg across the middle rope.. lean down between the ropes and meeting in the middle. DD leans in as well.. their hungry eyes connect as wicked little grins uncurl... both straddling the middle rope, grinding their sweet spots as DD runs her fingers across their backs... then, oh yes, they have a three-way tongue fight.. and it is good, it is sizzling hot!
Like the way they move, yeah! Move, yeah! Watching them shake makes you want to know how it feels.. want to know how it tastes.. how it feels to come between these three damned little devils. Once they are done tongue jousting and an intoxicating wet spot is on the rope, two of the heathenish blonds climb up to the second turn-buckle next to each-other and raise their arms, popping out their chests, as DD stands on the bottom rope raising her arms, smiling, and popping out her chest as well. Smiling at all those poor guys who don't get to share in their sweet love. Please don't take it so badly... cause Lord knows He's to blame.
They are free as birds now.. and these birds you'll never change. These birdz no mortal man can chaYayange.
Yellow charges at the girls and they drop out of the way catching him for a double drop toehold. He falls across the bottom rope where Vikki slaps the taste out of his mouth and then stares at her hand, shaking it around as if she's just touched something horribly filthy. Green charges and J.J. gives him a fist to the gut. He doubles over and Double D gives him a scissors kick to the back of the head. He crashes to the mat and rolls to the apron clutching at his head.
Frank Gails: The druggies are..
David Stone: Which ones?
Frank Gails: The guys...
David Stone: Oh right, the ones nobody is paying attention to!
Frank Gails: The Colors aren't doing so well, are they?
David Stone: Of course not, they were stupid enough to party BEFORE the match!
Yellow gets to his feet and swings a big clothesline for J.J. and then again for Double D. He winds up off-balance in between and they cut him in half with the Rip Saw. Yellow goes down hard. Double D is about to cover him when Mean Green stands and goes for a springboard spinkick. Both girls duck and he crashes down onto his own partner. He staggers up and takes a double punt to the balls before Double D and J.J. put him up on their shoulders between them. Vikki climbs up and gives him a springboard Doomsday Device. She rolls out to the floor as they drag Green up and give him the Rip Saw. Double D covers Green for the academic 1... 2... 3!!!
Frank Gails: And the ladies have kicked some druggie ass!
David Stone: Yeah... but what about the match?
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Post by The Boss on Aug 28, 2010 0:47:34 GMT -6
Suddenly, Vikki Vandal grabs the microphone from the ring announcer. She looks around and smiles sweetly for the crowd.
Vikki Vandal: Did y'all enjoy our entrance tonight?
The crowd cheers enthusiastically. She nods.
Vikki Vandal: Good, 'cause we damn sure ain't doin' it again for you dirty losers! So Styles, get your ass out here and take your beatin' like a man!
She tosses the microphone back to the ring announcer as the crowd boos her incessantly.
"Diamond" Tim Rose: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match-up is set for one fall! Introducing first, currently in the ring, representing the Freebirdz, VIKKI VANDAL!!!
The crowd boos even louder as she poses tauntingly with J.J. and Double D.
"Diamond" Tim Rose: And her opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia... The Chosen One, JC Styles!!!
The lights slowly fade out as Forever plays over the arena speakers. A spot light slowly focuses on the entrance as JC Styles makes his way out through the Fog. He slowly walks down the aisle shaking hands with the fans at ringside. as he turns to enter the ring, Vikki Vandal leaps off the top rope and gives him a springboard shooting star plancha that smashes him to the floor. Vikki pops right back up and rolls into the ring where she strategically stands just so that the referee is watching her and not Styles. J.J. and Double D make their way over to him and put their pretty little boots to him before dragging him up and delivering the Rip Saw. They walk away checking their boots for extra dirt as Vikki slides back out to the floor and drops an elbow to his back. She drags him up and runs him face first into the ringpost. He staggers back, busted wide open.
Frank Gails: JC Styles has been ambushed!
David Stone: Good, now finish his ass off!
Frank Gails: How can you be so callous and cold hearted?
David Stone: Actually, you're right. Come on Vikki Baby, kill him slowly so we can keep the spectacular view!
Vikki looks up as if she heard him and rams Styles angrily into the ring post again before depositing him into the ring under the bottom rope. She sets him up and gives him the Spinal Crack. She turns and bows to the crowd as they boo her out of the place. She bluntly tells them to kiss her ass before delivering her big lariat finish and covering of the easy 1... 2.... 3!!!
Frank Gails: And Styles is done!
David Stone: Dammit... no more perving..er I mean no more nice scenery anymore!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 28, 2010 0:47:47 GMT -6
The camera pans onto the middle of the ring where Tim Rose is in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This is a two out of three falls flaming tables match. The only way to gain a fall is by only tossing the person through the flaming table. If the table is not on fire it will not count. This match will have a ten minute time limit.
"Click Click Boom" plays over the loudspeaker as Joe Thunder runs down to the ring.
Rose: From Oshkosh, WI weighing in at 154lbs this is Joe Thunder!
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by Exodus plays as CJ Raines come down the ramp as he enters the ring.
Rose: From Eden by the way of Indianapolis, IN weighing in at 310lbs this is CJ Raines!
The ref calls for the bell as Thunder charging towards Raines and is met with a stiff left hand. Thunder crashes to the mat and he keeps on trying with punches and kicks.
Gails: I give it to him he has heart.
Stone: You know Raines is going to kill him!
Thunder kicks Raines in the groin and goes outside to get a table. He signals the ref to spray lighter fluid on the table. The ref lights the table on fire. Thunder tries to lift Raines but is backbody dropped away from the table. Raines becomes upset then grabs Thunder and slams him through the table. Thunder rolls around in pain as staff dump water to put the fire out on his back.
Rose: CJ Raines gains the first fall! (3:10)
Raines chuckles at the suffering of Thunder. Raines goes for a table but as he enters the ring is met with a double boot to the face. Thunder takes the table and sets it up. Thunder signals for the table to be light on fire. Thunder places Raines on the apron and gets under Raines. Thunder hits a massive powerbomb as Raines is on fire. The medical staff comes to put Raines out but Thunder keeps stomping on the back putting the fire out.
Rose: Joe Thunder gains the second fall! (5:10)
Thunder keep stomping as Raines becomes enraged. Raines grabs the leg of Thunder and his head hits the ring post. Thunder is knocked out cold. Raines grabs a table and another table stacks them up. The ref lights both tables on fire. Raines grabs the out cold Thunder to the top rope and powerbombs Thunder through both tables. The ref calls for the bell and gives the "X" as medical staff rushes for the injured Thunder.
Rose: Your winner CJ Raines! (6:56)
Gails: Thunder looks hurt!
Stone: Good!
Gails: Do you have a soul?
Stone: No!
Gails: I can tell.
Stone: Whatever?
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Post by The Boss on Aug 28, 2010 0:47:54 GMT -6
"Diamond" Tim Rose: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is set for one fall! Introducing in the corner to my left, from Manhattan... this is Bob E. Young!!! His opponent, from Canada... Rick "The Dick" Moranis!!!
The bell sounds and the two men lock-up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Suddenly, Judas Priest's "Revolution" hits and British Steel, "The Knockout Kid" Joe Heller and "The Iron Fist" Nigel Holloway make their way out. The crowd gives them a thunderous ovation as they slide into the ring.
"Diamond" Tim Rose: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match has been changed to a tag team encounter. Introducing first, the team of Bob E. Young and Rick "The Dick" Moranis! Their opponents, making their team debut... "The Knockout Kid" Joe Heller and "The Iron Fist" Nigel Holloway... BRITISH STEEL!!!
The bell sounds again and Young and Heller bang into each other trying to shove each other into the match. finally, Moranis succeeds and slides out to the floor as Young stumbles into Raising the Irons. Moranis dives back in and charges only to be caught with the same move. Heller covers Moranis while Holloway covers Young. The referee shrugs and drops down to count 1... 2.... 3!!!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 28, 2010 0:47:59 GMT -6
Gails: It is main event time!
Stone: Here we go!
The camera pans to the ring as the cage is lowered to the middle rope height then the DCP Heavyweight title is lowered fifteen feet in the air. Tim Rose begins to speak into the microphone.
Rose: This is your main event! This is the House of Fun match! The only way to win the match is to climb a ladder to take the title down! Weapons are legal! If you leave the cage or pushed under the cage you are out of the match! This match will have a thirty minute time limit! There must be a winner!
The whole arena goes dark with flashing blue and white lights coming from all around the entrance ramp. A figure is shown walking through the blinding lights, facing towards the crowd with the hood of his jack covering his face. As the word "GO!" is heard during his theme music, he pulls the hood off to reveal himself to the crowd with a smile on his face, taunting for the crowd. He then quickly sprints down to the ring, slapping a few of the fan's hands as he does so, before sliding into the ring similar to Edge/ Paul London. After, he does a few push-ups to warm himself up and to get more reaction from the crowd before getting and tossing his jacket over to the side. "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" plays over the loudspeakers as Terry "Bam Bam" Williams comes out holding the DCP heavyweight title in the air. Williams enters the ring smiling as he hands over the title. As the opening riffs of “The Devil’s Rejects” plays over the PA system at the :56 mark “Icon” Kris Slade walks from the curtain. Slade slowly walks down the ramp as he glares at the fans. Slade enters the ring and lets the song play though. “this shit will fuck you up” plays over the loudspeaker as Neon walk down the ramp. He looks at the crown then enters the ring as the song plays through. Voices plays as FJL makes his entrance. he enters the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and poses.
Rose: In the first corner from Hartford, CT he weighed in at 240lbs he is accompanied to the ring with Lauren! He is the Silent Viper FJL! In the second corner from San Diego, CA weighing in at 150lbs this is Neon! In the third corner from Miami, FL weighing in at 250lbs this is the 2010 King of Kings Winner Kevin Irons! In the fourth corner from Tallahassee, Fl weighing in at 220lbs with D this is "The Icon" Kris Slade! To my left the champion from Badstreet, U.S.A. by the way of East Rutherford, NJ he weighed in tonight at 270lbs! He is the current and reigning Damage Core Pro Heavyweight champion! He is Terry "BAM BAM" Williams!
The ref calls for the bell Slade sets up five chairs in a circle. Slade sets down then everyone else joins in the circle. Slade fires off a left hand to Irons. Irons returns the punch as Neon fires one off to FJL. Slade clocks Bam on the side of the head of Bam. They all begin to exchange lefts and rights. They stand up as Bam and Slade brawl in one corner and Neon, FJL and Irons brawl on the other side of the ring.
Gails: Here we go!
Stone: We will have blood in two minutes of the match!
Slade grabs a light bulb tube and smashes it over the head of Bam. FJL grabs a staple gun and staples the face of Irons. Neon grabs a chair and smashes it over the head of FJL as he has a small cut under his eye. Neon starts to work on the cut of FJL. Slade and Bam begin to choke each other with their hands. Irons pulls the staple out of his head and grabs a barbwire hockey stick and begins to wildly swinging it and hitting anyone who moves.
Gails: Holy shit!
Stone: Irons went nuts and we got blood!
Irons brakes the hockey stick over the back of Bam. Neon grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Neon gets half way up and FJL pushes the ladder. Neon crashes into the cage and almost falls out of the ring but he holds onto the cage saving himself from being taken out of the match. Slade pulls something out of his pocket and sprays it into the eyes of Irons. Irons stumbles around and falls out of the ring.
Rose: Kevin Irons is out of the match do to falling out of the ring!
Irons becomes upset as black shirts hold Irons back and take him backstage.
Gails: And then there is four!
Stone: Both of our picks are still in the match.
Neon and FJL are exchanging chair shots as Slade and Bam are beating each other with light bulb tubes. Neon sees that there is a couple tables. Neon hits FJL with a stiff chair shot knocking FJL loopy. Neon begins to set the tables up double stacking them. Neon places the FJL on the stack of tables. Neon starts to climb up the cage. Neon is over twenty-five feet in the air. Neon looks down and does the Neon Lights crashing through the tables and the body of FJL.
Gails: Holy fucking shit!
Stone: I think Neon is dead!
Gails: That was insane!
Stone: He didn't lie when he was going to do something insane!
Gails: Medical staff needs to get Neon out of the ring and check on FJL!
Stone: WOW! I am speechless!
Medical staff slide in and take Neon out on a stretcher as FJL slowly gets to his feet. Slade gives an atomic drop onto a cactus as Bam screams in pain.
Gails: Neon almost killed himself!
Stone: Irons falls out of the ring!
Gails: We only have Bam, Slade and FJL!
Stone: This is one of the most insane matches! I think DCP out done themselves this time! God I wish this was on PPV!
Gails: I know!
Stone: Someone needs to climb that ladder but everyone is a bloody mess!
Slade nods at D as two pairs of handcuffs come into the ring. Slade quickly handcuffs Bam. Slade grabs a chair and smashes it over the head of Bam as blood drips onto the mat.
Gails: Oh my good!
Stone: It was the chair shot heard around the world!
From behind FJL hits Slade with a water jug on a stick. FJL keeps beating Slade. FJL climbs up the ladder as D enters the ring and pulls FJL off the ladder and handcuffs him to the ring ropes. Slade gets back to his feet and climbs the ladder and takes the DCP Heavyweight title. Slade falls down holding the title.
Rose: Your winner and NEW Damage Core Pro Heavyweight champion! "The Icon" Kris Slade! (25:15)
Gails: Damn it! FJL had it but D got in the match!
Stone: Slade stoled the title from Bam!
Gails: FJL got screwed out of the belt!
Stone: I cannot believe what just happened!
Gails: We are live next week and what is going to be the fallout from Heat?
Stone: Slade better hid because he is a wanted man!
Gails: By two men!
Stone: The champ is Kris Slade! I cannot believe what he did!
Slade and D roll out of the ring as Slade laughs insanely as he hold the title in his arms. Staff comes to get Bam and FJL free. Bam see Slade and points at Slade. From behind FJL knocks Bam down and steps on the middle rope pointing at Slade The DCP logo appears then fades to black.
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