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Post by The Boss on Aug 7, 2010 17:22:59 GMT -6
At BOOM BOOM wrestle Jam CJ Raines sweeping the elimination match. EMM holds his ribs and removes his mask. His long black hair falls to his shoulders and he places his head down and walks out of the ring. He stops and points at Neon and gives the cut to the throat taunt. Heller enters the ring and covers Slade but is countered into a small package for the 1...2...3! WC goes the remove the mask motion and Darkstar waves his hands and tries to leave the ring. WC grabs him and hits the Wyld Style. Star goes limp then WC removes the mask of Darkstar. EMM comes running out with a steel chair and smashes it over the head busting WC wide open. Neon comes out for the save as Star and EMM leave in the crowd. Bam covering FJL to retain the DCP heavyweight title.
The screen begins to form static as a loud sputter then “In ashes they reap” by Hatebreed blares as they show CJ Raines and Kris Slade brawl all over the bunker. Bam Bam Williams powerbombs Neon Child throw a table then Chris Williams gives the boiling point onto chairs. Terry Williams standing over the body Chris Williams from the view of scaffold. The song stops as the camera does a pan around the bunker as the crowd is cheering. The camera pans onto the broadcast table.
Gails: Welcome to the first Underground TV of August!
Stone: As it heats up outside it is heating up here in the bunker!
Gails: We start the Internet title tourney tonight!
Stone: Group round for the next four weeks of tourney matches!
Gails: I just got a memo from the DOA Mark Anderson. He has some huge news about next week!
Stone: What could this be?
"Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, Cannibal Girls" White Zombie plays over the speakers as the DOA Mark Anderson walks down the ramp with a smile on his face. Anderson enters the ring and places his lips to the microphone.
Anderson: I have two major announcements for next week's Underground TV! First, we are going to have a four way dance dubbed Pathway to the tourney. It will feature Nebulos, Bob E. Young, The Joker and Rick "The Dick" Moranis! The last two will be in the knockout round matches on the 9/11 and 9/18 Underground TV! The other two tough luck!
The second thing is Kris Slade will take on Terry "Bam Bam" Williams for the DCP heavyweight title! If Slade thinks he can con his way into the main event of Heat he will have to earn his way in to the match. Also, to make things more interesting I am going to have this match set in the confines of a Steel Cage! Make it ever more interesting their will be weapons all over the cage! The only way to win is to escape! That is all that I have for right now!
Gails: WOW! That is huge news!
Stone: Mark Anderson changing the face of Damage Core Pro every second he appears in the ring!
Gails: These tourney matches are huge!
Stone: We are going to have our first match after this break!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 7, 2010 20:06:05 GMT -6
Gails: We are ready for the first match of the internet title tourney?
Stone: I am ready!
Gails: Here we go!
Stone: Take it away!
The camera pans onto the ring where Tim Rose is in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This is the opening contest of Underground TV! This match is in Internet Title tourney! This match is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit!
"Chinese Democracy" Guns and Roses plays over the loudspeakers as "The Knockout Kid" Joe Heller enters the ring and look across the ring then chuckles at the crowd.
Rose: From London, England weighing in at 220lbs this is "The Knockout Kid" Joe Heller!
Voices plays as FJL makes his entrance. he enters the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and poses.
Rose:From Hartford, CT he weighed in at 240lbs he is accompanied to the ring with Lauren! He is the Silent Viper FJL!
The ref calls for the bell Heller throws a wild right hand but FJL doges the punch. Heller throws another punch but is counter into an armbar.
Gails: Is Heller going to tap out?
Stone: He is a tough ass Brit and he is not going to tap out!
Gails: FJL has won a ton of matches with people tapping out!
Stone: True true!
FJL cranks the hold on harder but Heller rolls FJL up then gives a massive powerbomb breaking the hold. Heller covers for the 1...2..kick out! Heller picks FJL by the hair and gives a suplex as FJL hits the mat Lauren jumps onto the apron.
Gails: What is she doing?
Stone: Doing her job getting Heller to look over there.
Heller walks over to yell at Lauren as he turns away FJL rolls Heller up for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner FJL! (5:10)
Gails: Lauren just saved FJL from being maimed!
Stone: She did her job just right!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 7, 2010 20:07:01 GMT -6
The camera finds Vikki Vandal and J.J. Dupree in the locker room.
Dupree: How do I get into the match next week?
Vandal: Ask Mr. Anderson the DOA he will set it up.
Dupree: Really?
Vandal: Yep.
The camera goes back to the broadcast table.
Gails: We just seen heaven!
Stone: Can we go back to them? I think they were ready to get into the shower.
Gails: Perv!
Stone: I don't care! Camera man or someone in the truck! Change it! Change it now!
Gails: Whatever!
Stone: Someone!
The camera pans down to the ring.
Rose: This is a match in the internet title tourney! It will have a ten minute time limit!
“this shit will fuck you up” plays over the loudspeaker as Neon walk down the ramp. He looks at the crown then enters the ring as the song plays through.
Rose: From San Diego, CA weighing in at 150lbs this is Neon!
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by Exodus plays as CJ Raines come down the ramp as Raines enters the ring.
Rose: From Eden by the way of Indianapolis, IN weighing in at 310lbs this is CJ Raines!
The ref calls for the bell as Raines and Neon lock up. Raines tosses Neon to the mat hard. Neon pops back up and begins to kick at the massive legs of Raines. Raines falls to one knee and Neon steps back then gives a massive shinning wizard. Neon covers for the 1...kick out! Neon is tossed into the air and he crashes to the mat hard.
Gails: Raines showing his power!
Stone: I see Raines taking the win and the point.
Neon slides out of the ring and makes Raines chase after him. Neon slides back into the ring Raines follows and is met with a seated dropkick to the face. Neon drags the massive Raines away from the ropes and covers for the 1...kick out! Raines gets to his feet the same time as Neon and Neon is met with a big boot Raines covers for the 1...2...kick out!
Gails: They are going back and forth!
Stone: I hope Raines squashes him like a bug!
Gails: That is a positive thing to say.
Stone: He will and win this match.
Raines chuckles at the fallen body of Neon. Raines picks up Neon then out of nowhere Neon hits the Neon Driver covers for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner Neon! (6:15)
Gails: WOW!
Stone: He just planted Raines right on his dome and knocked him out!
Gails: That would be an upset in my book.
Stone: That is shocking!
Gails: The current points standing in these two blocks
Block C CJ Raines (0) Neon (3) Kevin Irons Joe Thunder
Block D Joe Heller (0) Mellow Yellow Vikki Vandal FJL (3)
Stone: We know that Kevin Irons takes on Joe Thunder tonight and we have matches from block b and A tonight!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 7, 2010 20:07:09 GMT -6
The camera pans down to the middle of the ring.
Rose: This is a match in the internet title tourney! It is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit!
"Click Click Boom" plays over the loudspeaker as Joe Thunder runs down to the ring.
Rose: From Oshkosh, WI weighing in at 154lbs this is Joe Thunder!
The whole arena goes dark with red lights and fog emanating all throughout the entrance ramp. A figure slowly starts to rise from the smoke with his back turned towards the crowd and the hood of his jacket on over his head. As the word "GO!" plays during his theme music, he turns his back towards the crowd and lifts up his hood to reveal himself to the crowd with a big, cocky-looking smirk on his face. The crowd boos him as he casually makes his way down to the ring before dropping down and doing a few one-armed push-ups to further incite the crowd ala Jack Swagger-style. He seems otherwise unphased by the crowd and enters the ring, with a spotlight shined upon the ring, and taunting the crowd on all four turnbuckles before taking off his jacket and tossing it to the side. Before the match begins, he may take time to verbally abuse his opponent.
Rose: From Miami, FL weighing in at 250lbs this is the 2010 King of Kings Winner Kevin Irons!
The ref calls for the bell Thunder charges at Irons and is met with with a dropkick right to the mouth. Thunder holds his jaw as he lowers his hand he is met with another shot to the mouth.
Gails: Irons is trying to break the jaw of Thunder.
Stone: Good it will shut this kid up!
Gails: What do you mean by that?
Stone: Since coming to Damage Core he has ran his mouth and annoyed the piss out of everyone.
Gails: That is such a nice thing to say.
Stone: Well, it is so true.
Irons begins to stomp a mud hole into the chest of Thunder. Thunder sweeps the leg and goes for a cover for 1...kick out! Irons rolls out of the ring Thunder follows and right away whip into the stairs Thunder flips over the stair and holds his knee. Irons grabs the knee and smashes it into the stairs. Irons picks up Thunder and rolls him into the ring and Irons follows.
Gails: Irons is toying with this kid.
Stone: Irons knows that he has the win just wants to inflict more pain to thunder.
Irons goes to pick up Thunder but is countered into a small package for the 1...2...3! Irons is shocked by the victory as Thunder rolls out of the ring holding his knee.
Rose: Your winner Joe Thunder! (6:10)
Thunder gimps to the back as Irons is upset by the lost.
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Post by The Boss on Aug 7, 2010 20:07:22 GMT -6
Gails: We are going have another tourney match!
Stone: Is this how it is going to go all night?
Gails: Stop your whining!
Stone: Now! I am going to be like an internet fan complain about everything even if it is good.
Gails: That is so damn annoying so stop it!
Stone: The product is stale!
Gails: Really it is getting annoying!
Stone: Why cannot we book like RoH?
Gails: Really shut the fuck up!
Stone; I don't have too! I am going to complain on my web boards like Lance Storm! Bitch and whine then not do anything!
Gails: Ok, that is crossing the line!
Stone: Now you are TNA! Where is Vince Russo?
Gails: Stop it for fuck sakes!
Stone: NO! We want good booking and five star matches all night!
Before Gails can get another word off they are cut off and Tim Rose begins to speak.
Rose: This is a match in the internet title tourney! It is set for one fall with a ten minute time limit!
"War Machine" by Kiss plays over the arena's pa system. Bob E. Young walks out through the curtains banging his head. Some fans mock Bob E. Young and bang their heads too. Bob E. Young begins to descend down the ramp to ringside.
Rose: From Manhattan, New York he weighted in tonight at 245lbs this is Bob E. Young!
"Crush 'Em plays over the loud speakers as Peter Gunner slowly walks down the ramp flipping the crowd off and getting to the faces of some of the fans. Gunner slides into the ring laughing at everyone.
Rose: From Salt Lake City, UT weighing in at 190lbs this is Peter Gunner!
The ref calls for the bell as Gunner and Young circle each other. Young tries to shoot a leg but Gunner jumps over Young. Young turns around and is met with a stiff left hand and another. Gunner fires off a couple before Young returns the favor.
Gails: Some good ole strong style here!
Stone: The smarks are going to hate on it.
Gunner sweeps the legs of Young goes for the cover for a 1...kick out! Gunner spins Young around and hits the Sweet 666 bridges for the 1...2...kick out. Gunner slams his hand on the mat then kicks Gunner in the gut then hits the Darkness Falls for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner Pete Gunner! (3:22)
Before Gunner can leave the ring out from the back comes Neon. They begin to brawl and fall out of the ring. Black shirts come and pull them a part. Mark Anderson appears on the stage and begins to speak into the microphone.
Anderson: Gunner if you interfere in your brothers match or Wyld Chyld's match you will be....hold that thought. I see money in this. At Heat it will be tag team warefare! As Los Gunners take on So-Cal Rev! Enjoy
Gails: The first match signed for Heat!
Stone: That is fast and good!
Gails: Los Gunners and So-Cal Rev are going to end it once and for all!
Stone: That match is going to be out of control!
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Post by The Boss on Aug 7, 2010 20:07:38 GMT -6
The camera pans into the locker room of Los Gunners.
Daniel: I am not going out there! Fuck them! What have they done for me?
Pete: Nothing!
Daniel: Why would they book us in a match against So-Cal Rev?
Pete: Because they want to see us die!
A knock at the door Daniel gets up to see who it is. As Daniel opens the door he is met with a trash can across the head by Kris Slade. Before Pete can help his brother D tosses powder into the eyes. Slade drags Daniel to ring side as D makes the ref call for the bell.
Gails: It happened again!
Stone: Doesn't he ever learn?
Gails: Something bad is going to happen to him!
Stone: Hello fine!
Gails: You are so right on that!
Stone: I find it funny that D makes the refs ring the bell so the match can be official.
Slade hits the Straight to hell and back bridges for the 1...2...3! D grabs the microphone and begins to talk into it.
D: Your winner "The Icon" Kris Slade! Who will be the next DCP Heavyweight champion next week! He won in 2:10!
D drops the microphone and Slade leave the ring as Daniel Gunner lays in pain.
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Post by The Boss on Aug 7, 2010 23:16:59 GMT -6
Gails: Again, Kris Slade does another jump!
Stone: One of these days it is going to back fire on him. When that day comes I will be laughing my ass off.
Gails: You will be laughing?
Stone: Yeah!
Gails: You are a sick man.
Stone: No, I find it funny and ironic.
Gails; You would.
Stone: Let's see our main event!
The camera pans down to the ring where Tim Rose is in the middle of the ring.
Rose: This is your main event! It is group match in the internet title tourney! It is set for one fall with remaining tv time!
“Goodbye Sober Day” by Mr. Bungle plays over the loudspeakers as Mean Green slowly walk down to the ring.
Rose: From South-Eastern Washington D.C. weighing in at 175lbs this is Mean Green!
“Midnight Express” plays over the loudspeakers as Wyld Chyld runs down to the ring. As he enters the rings he does a backflip off the top rope as the song plays through.
Rose: From San Diego, Ca he weighing in at 120lbs. He is Wyld Chyld!
The ref calls for the bell out of nowhere WC hits a double foot double kick Green crashes into the turnbuckles. WC does a run up feint kick to the face. WC climbs to the top rope does a moonsault leg drop covers for the 1...kick out!
Gails: Wyld Chyld trying to end this quick!
Stone: That was a good move!
Green rises to his feet tries for an arm wringer but is countered into a small cradle for the 1...2...3!
Rose: Your winner Wyld Chyld! (1:56)
Gails: That was a short match!
Stone: What a rip off!
"Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" play over the loudspeakers as Terry "Bam Bam" Williams enters the arena. Bam slams his hand on the top of the microphone.
Bam: For next week's title match it will be a Fan's bring the weapons death match! I hope you are happy Slade you brought this on yourself!
Bam raises the title in the air as his music plays. The DCP logo as it fades to black
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